Meet Bartholomew Grin,
 was once the star of a traveling magical petting zoo, beloved for his fluffy charm and strange little songs. One day, he bit a royal child who tried to pull his ear off. As punishment, he was cursed and locked in a cage, doomed to live forever with a grin he can’t remove. His songs grew twisted, and now they say he hums secrets no one should hear. Don’t tap the bars—he remembers fingers.
$30
Porcelain head.