“Break Room Zombie – Night Shift”
This is a Break Room Zombie.
Formerly employed. Definitely over it.
Built from a Dollar General hollow mask and a salvaged wall lamp because that’s what was left after the apocalypse and also after payday. Now it glows an unsettling green, like it’s still clocked in but mentally gone.
The eyes light up because zombies don’t blink.
The mouth vents because even undead workers need airflow.
The hazard stripes are there because management insisted.
Perfect for zombie lovers, horror decor, studios, workshops, or anyone who feels spiritually undead after 5pm. It doesn’t chase you, groan loudly, or eat brains. It just hangs there, glowing, reminding you that capitalism survived the apocalypse.
One of a kind.
Fully functional lamp.
No HR paperwork included.
If you’ve ever said “I feel dead inside,” this lamp gets you.
$40
10"wide 8" tall
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